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This is my second college update. I should really get around to updating this thing more frequently, with shorter posts, like Ji. Anyway, life is good. I continue my campaign of wacky pranks and Russian language learning. This weekend, for Columbus Day, I went up to Maine to my roommate's house, and jumped in the ocean in Maine in October, and took a five-mile hike to the top of a mountain and looked at the awesome array of foliage, and picked apples, and baked apple crisp... and ate delicious transgressive Maine seafood...

And then at college I:
-read Lady Chatterley's Lover
-realized I knew how to say "Your mother is like a tiger in bed" in Russian
-pulled off one of the most elaborate wacky pranks I ever attempted (more later, lest the prankee discover this blog)
-critiqued fiction with Jamaica Kincaid
-learned how to write "baller" in cuneiform
-picked up a juicer and $44 worth of fruit that Harvard bought for my friends and I, because we told them we were starting the Harvard Juicing Society
-made crepes
-successfully tried out for the Harvard College Stand Up Comedy Society (HCSUCS)'s show next week
-wrote "Tatyana's father doesn't live in New York with his family because he loves vodka and marijuana, and does not love his wife" on a Russian test (and will probably get extra credit)

So basically, college gets an A+ for fun, although I could do without the utter celibacy. Lame!